Whatchu doin', mon?

kaladawson@gmail.com — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 00:46:20 GMT

May I present to you, her glorious sexiness; the most dazzling instrument known to man, headlining in Bangkok, Amsterdam, and Celebration Florida; renowned burlesque peformer:

CELLO VON TEESE!

((Cello von Teese takes the stage, decked in a stunning royal blue case and brilliant red feather boa wrapped around her fingerboard. She strikes a lucious pose.))

((Her bow slowly inches out from its slipcase; she twirls it around innocently before flinging it to the side.))

((Cello tosses her boa to the audience as she struts in a full circle. Did you catch it?))

((With help from a stagehand, her case slowly begins to unzip. It goes agonizingly slow, so that the viewer can barely see her tuning devices and strings. Oh, how she makes us squirm!))

((Finally! Cello pokes her head out from the velvet-lined case, her wood glistening in the light. She's beautiful, and still looks so very innocent. You must be wondering what's going on in her mind right now, and if she's available after the show.))

((You ooh and ahhh at the very sight of this sexy performer inch out of her case, the music and her body seizing you in the moment. She appears to be nude under that case.. is it so? You're anxious! You're sweating with want!))

((Ahhh, Cello is sneaky. She's fetched a green sarong to cover herself as her bow reenters the picture. They're perfect together.. almost makes you wonder what it's like to string and tune her..))

((The sarong falls off. Damn! But she's facing the other way. The sneaky stagehand comes up and bops her backside. She gives a small, sultry yelp. The stagehand snickers and shows everyone a thumb up before slithering offstage again.))

((Oh MY. Cello has taken control of the boa once more, this time facing us with her gorgeous, volumptuous, sexy front. Men in the audience are now panting with desire, their pants becoming tight. Women are shifting uncomfortably; aww, did someone get hot and bothered? Cello smirks in victory and..))

((.. leans against a prop table in a way that would make one want to debauch her. She flings the boa off, reclaims her bow, and lets the lights shine against her smooth, perfect wood as the curtain falls. Bravo!))

Insanity brought on thanks to peaceofpie. Love ya, Danni!

kaladawson@gmail.com — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 18:33:16 GMT

I attended a Power Rangers convention this weekend. I GOT HUGGED BY AUSTIN ST JOHN TWICE and must be the sweetest man ever. I got a few pictures of him on my phone and my friend Julia got a picture or two of me standing by him. He's gotten chubby, but in a good way! He's soooooooo adorable.

I have a replica of a Red communicator, a Tommy figure, a German-speaking Jason figure, and am making payments for a real Red communicator prop. They're going to adjust the band so it can fit around my wrist. (And on the back of the band? It reads: "Jason" Austin. You know, so they'd know whose was whose.)

When I met Austin I just about CRIED. With joy, of course. But when he hugged me again? ALMOST CRIED. Just listening to Puddle of Grace and writing about Austin? Yup, almost CRYING. It's an absolute honour to meet this man. Complete. Honour.

I'm upstairs in the room taking a snack break. And thinking of Austin. And how awesome he is. Auggghhh he must be mine. ;______________;

All I have with me is a small bag of Cheese Nips, BBQ mini rice cakes, a 7up, and a banana. Because, alas? NO MORE MONEH. Yeah. Uhm. My replica communicator took it all out of me.

Ah well.

....

I will not stop talking about Austin. He's too awesome.

Austin.

kaladawson@gmail.com — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 18:34:08 GMT

Hello out thar!

This is the obligatory public post for the LJ swap I'm on.

Lesseeeee.. I'm getting a tattoo today! It's going to be awesome. See icon for tattoo design. It's basically a lezzie tat; two 'G's back to back, meaning girl on girl. It took me for fucking ever to find it, but lovely Cami reminded me.

I had a horrible morning. I woke up early because I'm excited/nervous about my first tattoo. Therefore, nauseous. Liek whoa. So I took two Pepto Bismols and went to sleep for a few hours.

I should be unloading the dishwasher but UHM LAZAY. XD

I went yarn shopping! My birthday was May 31 and my grandma was so kind to give me a grand $100, on which I bought yarn.. yarn.. yarn.. and needles! .. yarn.. X3 It was perfect, because the total was a measely $93 but I had only $100 so it was good.

My best buddy gave me a gift certificate to yarnmarket.com as a thank you for feeding her puppies while they were away. Of course, I went over the limit and spent $105 worth. I mean, c'mon. YARN.

I should go do my chore. Keyword being 'should'.

Bah.

*bounces off*

PUBLIC POST

kaladawson@gmail.com — Wed, 16 May 2007 06:13:27 GMT

I recently lost one of my seven birds. Rumil passed on due to paint fumes in our house. I tried to help her, but she was gone yesterday morning. I miss her terribly. She was a peach-faced lovebird, full of life, energy, and chirps.

I really miss her little twittering.

I stood by her grave today and cried. I told her what a good bird she was and shared my memories. I'm really going to miss (and already do) my babyface.

She was so young, only a few years.

Too young.

I'm going to knit something pretty for Rumil and Shadow (my black lab who recently died). I was thinking of peach and green feather-shaped swatches for Rumil, and a black pillow for Shadow. He loved the couch, so I thought I'd make a pillow and set it there with a raised 'S' on it. I'll make as many feathers as I can and display them around my room.

On another note, I have stomach gas, and therefore am burping a lot. I can't try and go to sleep without my stomach feeling bloated and me trying to burp out this gas. I took two gas relief chewable things, but I'm waiting for them to work. RAAARR GASSSSSS.

*burp*

kaladawson@gmail.com — Sat, 05 May 2007 07:53:46 GMT

*waves to her secret lj knitting/crochet pal*

I'm not asleep. Instead, I'm up scratching at all my battle scars (bugbites) and feeling hungry, but unwilling to trudge downstairs for some food or Diet Coke, which I'm craving. Augh.

I'm still knitting away. I have yet to finish those two sweaters.. well, one's a cardigan, but shh. That's for me. :D

I TOTALLY looted Elegance Designer Yarns the other day. I didn't rape or pillage, but I definitely looted. I was like, "omg stuff is discounted and I only spent $125! :DDD" $125? Is good for me. I've done worse. MUCH worse.

But, yeah.

Attempted to get a Wacom tablet at COMP USA today since they're closing. Alas, I was so late. They only had some scattered items left and NO BAWLS. DD: I really wanted that case of Bawls drinks and yeah. Bawls. Mmm. They had the mints but I couldn't sneak away with them on my own. >.>

HEY. HEY, greenkit! *SCRATCHES*

That is all.

Except that yes, I know that this post is public, and public it shall remain. Spanks and danke.

kaladawson@gmail.com — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 06:16:21 GMT

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1) Your honest thoughts about me.

2) Tell me something you've always wanted to but were too afraid to.

kaladawson@gmail.com — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 21:29:59 GMT

Love you all.

and too bad that I killed your flist with big images! >:D it's my way of giving my love.

kaladawson@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Dec 2005 17:40:07 GMT

It's done.

kaladawson@gmail.com — Sat, 10 Dec 2005 20:42:59 GMT

I'm making my LJ FRIENDS ONLY.

I'll be posting a FRIENDS ONLY banner soon.

Just thought you all would like to know. :D

kaladawson@gmail.com — Sat, 28 May 2005 04:39:33 GMT

1) Total number of fandoms I like: Oh, holy hell. *thinks* Too many to list. How about that? XD

2) My first fandom ever: Oz. The Oz series, by L. Frank Baum. I started to write major fanfiction for that first when I was like.. 8. *looks weird* Wow. I really must've sucked hard then. At writing, that is.

3) My most recent fandom: Les Miserables. I WUBERS YOU JAVERT.

4) Five fandoms that currently mean a lot to me: Oz: My god. I started to ROLEPLAY Oz. I loved it so much. I still do. I really started getting emotional about the characters as I read the books, wrote fanfics, roleplayed.. wow. It started me with everything.

CATS: My whole life for a few years. I was so ~~obsessed~~ focussed that I painted a CATS mural on my wall when it closed in NYC. I also made two CATS unitards, and still prance around in my Tugger uni. *so pathetic*

LOTR: I just adore this one. Elrond and Celeborn are SO totally made for each other, thanks.

Les Miserables: Currently RPing this one as Javert. I LIKE MY SEXY EVIL VILLAIN PEOPLE. He's mine. BACK. OFF. XDD

Master and Commander: Something about this.. I dunno. It was so interesting, and because I'm still reading the books, I won't say more about it. *giggle*

5) Tag 5 people to put this in their journal: *randomly* you, you, you, you, and you.